sweetest day

to all the guys out there who bought flowers or chocolate or took that special someone out to dinner last night: YOU ARE TOOLS

to all the girls out there who expected their special someone buy them chocolate or flowers or to take them out to dinner, and reminded them all week that saturday was "sweetest day": YOU ARE ALSO TOOLS

to all the girls or boys out there who felt sad last night because they didn't have anyone special with whom to spend the evening, or who were disappointed because that special someone neglected to do something special for you: YOU GUESSED IT, YOU TOO ARE TOOLS!

YOU'RE ALL TOOLS! Guys - you are tools not only of your girlfriends but also of the SYSTEM! Girls - you are tools of the SYSTEM! hallmark and other gift merchants created this day just to sell more! they have implanted in you this idea that your special someone must do something to make you feel special on sweetest day! Sad Singles - you are tools too because you've let hallmark (using hallmark as the general term for gift merchant) convince you that you should be getting crap from their stores from someone special, yet you feel sad because you have no one special - you have succumbed to the lie! if you happen to have someone special, (i'm sure everyone has heard all this before but i will repeat it) you should not need a special day to make them feel special or for them to do nice things for you. roses are pretty all year round. YOU DON'T NEED ANYONE TO TELL YOU THIS - THINK FOR YOURSELVES!

DON'T BE A TOOL!