addendum

i thought of two other things that need to be added to my list:

1) I have received exactly two phone calls from the Central Intelligence Agency.
1a. i'm not kidding
1b. they interviewed me for a job with them.
1c. as an overseas spy recruiter.

2) I've been on the radio before.
2a. it was the Eric and Cathy show on Chicago's 101.9fm
2b. the topic of discussion was the comeback of 80's-style clothes.
2c. i shared that a year and a half prior, this semi-trend was already
sweeping the clubs of buenos aires. i bought one of those off-the-shoulder shirts.
2d. then the hosts mentioned how we're always behind in fashion up here
in north america.
2e. i was so nervous, my heart was beating in my throat.