so my new favorite word is fucktard. anytime i am sad i just say out loud, fucktard. and it makes me laugh. i love the f at the beginning - like the f when you say fucking freezing. like the d when you say dumbass. This weekend i referred to You Know Who as fucktard bush! or george fucktard. or something like that. then around a campfire one of martin's friends and i kept searching for words to which we could put fuck in the middle... absofuckinglutely (thanks mr. big); fanfuckingtastic; afuckingmazing; cut it the fuck out; etc. are some of my favorites. of course i don't use these words in mixed company. uh-oh my sister is peeing her pants wanting to get online... get off the comfuckingputer! (haha say that one slowly and try not to have dirty thoughts!)
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