this week's ten: silly things i've done this week

1. dream involving a girl dressed up like a princess riding a rhinoscerous (how the HELL do you spell that?) and a goat.

2. dream about my gyno lecturing me on the proper amount of hair to keep and why.

3. lifting my skirt up in front of the bathroom mirror at work and turning to check out my ass in my cute underwear. my cute underwear that happened to match my outfit.

4. feeling sorry that i'm the only one who gets to see it

5. suggesting to my brother's friend (who is awaiting a security clearence to take a job with the CIA) that he go to the library and check out every book on islam.

6. crying about the impending change of seasons

7. dropping a piece of hockey-puck-like porkchop on the floor (accidentally) and telling my mom "mom, that really was an accident!" she just laughed. i'm glad she can make fun of her own bad cooking (she just HAD to go riding and leave them in too long!)

8. checking out my cute underwear in the bathroom mirror at work a second time.

9. telling my brother "the frish has been sent to early retirement," confusing the phonics between "grouper" and "fish" while seeing the stickers on the menu.

10. writing this post. ha.......... it's still too early in the week for anything funny to happen