13.9.05

oh martha.

martha, martha, martha. didn't anyone tell you that everyone was wearing ponchos long before your time in the big house?

seriously, the ones carrying her label look like something a vaccuum cleaner could make. or like if you took the lint off the lint filter of your dryer, spun it into yarn, and then crocheted a poncho with it, you'd get what she is trying to sell. and, so lucky for them, each member of her studio audience today received a poncho.

i hope they donate them to charity to use as blankets or pillows or diapers...

1 comment:

Matt C said...

ahahahahaha
ponchos are not attractive to me at all. i mean, you know they just look like its too much laziness and tend to make women look bigger than they are. NOt flattering at all. You dont want to look like this.