men are idiots

so today i had to go to the teacher store and then mall to get new payntees (i just feel weird using that word) in celebration receiving my first paycheck.

near my car was parked a conversion van. when i see a ratty old conversion van i refuse to park next to it because this is what i think: ratty old conversion van = great likelihood of it being uninsured = shit for me if it hits my car. call my prejudiced, i kind of am.

taped to the back window of this ratty old conversion van was this sign:

MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.

and this is what i thought:
lady, if you married the Idiot King you shouldn't be admitting it because that makes you the IDIOT QUEEN! so moral of the story: just don't marry an idiot.


i hate tacky signs/sayings like that, things you'd find on a cheap-ass keychain. tacky, tacky, tacky. i don't really think that me are idiots; i think the Idiot Queen is an idiot.

am entering my third nearly straight day of confinement to my bed. everything still hurts and now i have a phlegmmey cough. i hate being in bed and i hate being anywhere else. ugh the flu sucks! what's weird though is i only have the fever and the body aches (and the cough) - no runny nose, no sore throat, no GI problems... but stll. IT ALL HURTS!