aspirin (ech!)

so yesterday i received an invitation to a "private shopping event" at my favorite store.

valentine's day 2006
MAKE IT A DAY YOU'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER,
AND A NIGHT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.


on the inside:

EVENTS INCLUDE: personalized shopping - during this special event, the store will be closed to the public. personalized shoppers and beauty experts will be on hand to hep you find that perfect sexy little thing for valentine's day.



should i be offended? OFFENDED THAT (ONE OF) MY FAVORITE STORE THINKS I'M A TOOL?

but..... apparently there will be REFRESHMENTS & DESSERTS - refresh and relax while you shop.

and let's not even mention that the pink little card invites me to "bring a guest" assuming i HAVE a sugar daddy to 1) buy me two symmetrical reasonably sized blobs of silicone and then 2) spend plenty of money on me so i can have a variety of "sexy little things."

oh but wait, I'M NOT A TOOL!

but free food... i bet that means chocolate. hm. maybe i could go alone, indulge in more nesting behavior (read: five pairs for $25, it's irresistible!) and make fun of the tools with leashes around their balls being led by their ladies.

ok it seems from what i've written that i'm really bitter. perhaps on some level i am. BUT i'm a "what's the POINT!?" kind of person, so if i were in love i wouldn't NEED a special day to show it.

bah!