a few more lines on rhyming couplets

during my senior year of high school i wrote a seven-page, chaucer-inspired poem for extra credit. we were studying the canterbury tales. those seven pages comprised merely the introduction. i had so much fun writing it and had help from a friend (who happens to be a fellow blogger, LIZ!) with a few lines.

of course i didn't give any thought to the actual stories the characters might tell. nor why those ten people would ever go on a car trip together in the first place. anyway. i always meant to but i haven't gotten around to it yet. again, i would still have to figure out why these characters even met in the first place. hm now if i could find out how snaggletooth mom and hot dad (who are separated; i've mentioned them before) managed to meet and bring one of my students into this world, i might be able to get some insight...

yeah, well it doesn't take ME thirty minutes to take a crap! this i said to alex (brother's friend) earlier this evening. i don't remember what it was that we were talking about but after some thought i added, i wonder why we always end up talking about gross things (we had a conversation about farts on saturday).


ugh i will never take gas-ex again - i feel like i have a "lump of coal up [my] ass" and that "in two weeks, [I'll] have a diamond."

sorry to be so GRAPHIC but i am EXHAUSTED from making my students work so hard on their exams! i did nothing but walk around the room, but STILL!

i still say the President is the Anti-Chr!st, though i feel like i have to use subst!tut!ons because the last time i called him (by name) the Anti-Chr!st, i kept getting an error and "access forbidden" message from blogger whenever i tried to see my own blog. i took it down and what do you know, access was restored.

i though of making it my goal by checking out some suspect books and suspect websites to get the bush crime family to spy on me, but that could give me more problems than i need.

and i will not even start into how i feel about THAT because i don't like to be agitated before bed!