no, BOYS behaving badly

yeah if you're wondering why i have posted twice at these god-awful hours, it's because i just returned from picking up my brother and the drunk-ass advice guy.

i'm such a good sister!

so i was going to ask whether I was the one behaving badly for asking one of their other friends if he would take them home, because i was going to go to JCP's BF'S (aw what the hell- CHRIS') party. i said goodbye to advice guy, who at that time was sober. alex saw me shaking his hand and started to freak out. i told him i was going to the bathroom, as i thanked john for taking them.

yeah that one came back to bite me in the ass.

tonight i finished my impression of the word "eurotrash." somehow these young'uns got invited (chris didn't even know them) and they were drinking all the alcohol and making a mess and giggling about how they "shouldn't be mixing! tee hee hee!" so jcp and i just sat upstairs in the kitchen and giggled as i mouthed the word "eurotrash." there were two, count'em TWO justin t!mberl@ke wannabes.

anyway my brother and advice guy need a freaking babysitter whenever they go out drinking. for some reason advice guy got kicked out of the bar and the bouncers told my brother to "make sure he stays the fuck out." advice guy was out of control wasted, so this command from the bouncers required my brother's drunk ass to knock advice guy's even drunker ass on the ground twice.

honestly, if you know you get retarded when you drink, learn to set limits for yourself! it's completely ridiculous and intolerable! uuuuugh further proof to my theory that women are much further evolved than men. then again, never mind; i was just reminded of the ads for "g!rls gone w!ld."

seriously though - when they're sick with the same thing as we are it's ten times worse.