driving up Lake Shore Drive with Lizsa, we were both witnesses to the following conversation yesterday.
Lizsa: says goodbye to Scott1 on the phone. Yeah that was Scott1. ... (sorry lizsa if i mix a few things up; poetic license) i slept with him in october. god, that was the last time i had sex.
Miss E: yeah me too. no wait, september. maybe even august was the last time for me.
miss e continues driving a few blocks, a pensive look on her face.
Miss E: oh wait, duh, when i was in argentina. december then. (again, if you've already been with the person, a reencounter DOESN'T COUNT!)
Airfare: more than i'd like to admit. Room and Board: ~$300. Realizing that people stop seeing each other for a reason: priceless
13.3.06
that's how much it must've meant...
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are you saying my seeing him again was unreasonable? ha.
thanks for coming!!
what if you haven't seen the person in five years? that should count?
ok lemme amend this lema somewhat.
this rule does not apply if one is in a relationship.
and even if you were with the person ten years ago, number two was number two (or five or seven or whatever) regardless of how long ago you were last with them. of course if you're not hung up on numbers and don't keep track, well, i guess the rule doesn't apply either.
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