i am so smart... s, m, r, t! (with my apologies the creative minds at the simpsons or whoever it is that holds the rights to that phrase)

hahaha not that this means anything it's just that...

BY ILLINOIS TEACHER STANDARDS I AM A FREAKING GENIUS!

of course it doesn't say what percentile i'm in but i wrote a badass essay on which i scored 11/12! ha!

oh and must i add that, ahem, i scored 295 out of 300 on the math section???

i guess i will become a professional test-taker so as to validate my existence. and ps, minimum passing score was 240.

i know, it was an easy test. i just enjoy thinking i passed quite easily and with flying colors a test that many of my colleagues (older and more-experienced) have had to take multiple times.



anyway, apparently "fristy-pants" is at it again - ENOUGH WITH THE "PROTECTING MARRIAGE" BULLSHIT! THAT RHETORIC IS SOOOOO OLD AND RIDICULOUS AND RETARDED AND HYPOCRITICAL! I AM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF THAT BULLSHIT!

and let's not mention that i am in a raging-bitch kind of mood, i would greatly enjoy breaking a huge expensive crystal bowl into a billion pieces! ARGH!

plus might i add i've been off my meds for four days is it? i lost count because my world is spinning with every thought. and i mean actually spinning, it's like i can feel a little switch, like a shiver, go off in my brain and i begin to feel dizzy.

anyhow i'm taking the day off tomorrow. to begin my carreer as a professional guinea pig.