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so if you've not been paying attention to the (very, very, SUPER IMPORTANT) news, you should know that our favorite first daughters are in BsAs (or at least were; i haven't yet looked it up).

i'm going to comment on something that is a little old, from last week. namely that one of them had her purse stolen while she was in a restaurant in buenos aires.

so everyone knows that bad stuff occasionally happens to good people. sometimes it is out of our control, but we can take steps to lessen the probability that not so good things, like having your purse stolen, happen to us.

YOU DUMBASS! do you think that just because YOU'RE PART OF A DYNASTY and you have your own SECURITY OUTFIT you can leave your purse lying wherever you want and not think that there's a chance it could be stolen?

they should have told you you need to be aware of your stuff all the time, even with secret service agents. it just makes you seem retarded.

(watch, i'll get my purse stolen and have to eat my words)