mischeif

i worked the high school's graduation tonight. i looked cute, different, chic. but anyway. since so many people come to graduation, the ceremony is held in The Ginormous Conglomerative Compound-like Place of NeoCon Worship, which has not one but TWO enormous auditoriums. the ceremony was in the HUGEer of the two.

before the prep meeting, i got a hot tea. i got lost for a second and thus arrived late to the meeting with tea in hand. The Boss said people aren't allowed to bring food or drink into the auditorium. you're breakin' the law!

then we went downstairs for the second prep meeting. i was still working on my tea. one of my coworkers said, miss e you're not allowed to have that down here either!

I paused for a few seconds to come up with the proper comeback, so i said, these people broke my heart. i'm allowed to.

my posting was in the "flower room." i guess W. Cult has a rule about not bringing flowers into the auditorium, so the flower room was just a holding area. i ended up watching a total of five flowers (five individual flowers, not five boquets), a balloon, and a purse. fortunately i had Vogue in the car.

i was stationed in the church's prayer room. i had a few mischevious ideas. there was a box labeled "prayers." i was tempted to open it up and read some of them. then i thought if you do that you're going to hell! then i thought of the scandal that would arise if i were to stick a condom in between the couch cushions. i have some in my purse bought specifically for the forays of two weeks ago (of course they will no longer be necessary.) can you imagine? if someone were in THE PRAYER ROOM and got bored and started reaching between the couch cushions only to pull out A CONDOM!? i love it. but i did not; i thought even if i won't be needing it, that's still wasting a condom. you never know when you need one anyway.

instead, at 9pm i reached into my purse and pulled out my birth-control pill and popped it in my mouth. the little she-devil inside of me was laughing her high pitched laugh. haha, taking your pill IN A CHURCH!