I hope your kids have college funds

i think i'm finally beginning to understand the term "bleeding heart liberal." while i don't consider myself an all-out liberal, today i experienced that "bleeding heart" part of it.

i pulled into the gym and noticed that there was a hummer straddling the line between two parking spots. this enraged me, but i kept that in the back of my mind because i was going to yoga.

of course after yoga... i wanted to leave a little note on the windshield; people like you really bother people like me or i hope you invested in your children's college funds before you bought that vehicle. as luck would have it, the person in the hummer pulled out of the parking lot right before i did, and i was right behind the person as i drove to the library.

honestly, even semi trucks drive better than this person did. i believe it was a she, but i couldn't tell b/c the windows were tinted (smart move, assholes.) since her vehicle is bigger than 95% of the vehicles out there, she felt it unnecessary to use any turn signals and figured that cars would move out of her way whenever she felt like moving over. we both turned left onto the same four-lane street. i accelerated into the right lane while she plugged along in the left. of course she decides to move to the right lane with her ass five feet in front of my awesome efficient foreign car. of course, sans turn signal. so i honked at her. bitch deserves it. then i behaved badly; i yelled out the window get that boat off the road! unfortunately her windows were all rolled up. of course! guzzle even more gas by using the AC (and it's hardly as hot as it's been outside! definitely an open windows day.)

and before this incident, i drove by one of the schools where they were working on constructing the playground. some asshole had his hummer parked on the sidewalk. haha, as i drove by i saw the sucker getting into his car; he was this short stubby looking man. his windows were open. i asked him out mine, what are you compensating for? but i don't think he heard me.

honestly, today i felt nauseaus and/or wanted to cry because of these vehicles. it also made me think, hummer is part of the GM motor vehicle conglomerate, no? well, if i ever own a car (and it will never be from GM) whose brand merges with GM, i will sell it immediately. GM just seems to fuck up whatever brand it buys. like jaguar? people say that now that they're owned by GM, they're not as good as they used to be. and they're fucking up any progress whatever that has been made towards independence from foreign oil.