vicki's secret, UNVEILED!

yeah so on the statement for my VS card, it has these little boxes of information - the first tells me that if i spend $500 in *just one year* i'll qualify for the gold card. the next box tells me that i can sign up my birthday and get free panties in the month of my birthday! (i already knew that.) and in the next box it gives the reason behind THEIR NEW "MOST ADVANCED" BRA IN AMERICA! it has a weird name - ipex - and since they launched it i've been wondering what is the point of spending fifty bucks on a bra that isn't that comfortable or pretty? this is it (per what it says on my credit card statement): "maximum nipple coverage, minimum padding." THAT is the whole reason behind it!



of course it doesn't matter for me because below this it says these super-popular, super-advanced bras are available in 34B-38D.