gasp!

day off! no children, no teachers, just ME ME ME!

and i gasped at the gym upon discovering that amid all the hecticness that is my day i have lost two pounds, gone into that void where important papers, books, and other favorite objects seem to end up never to be found again.

so my plan? tonight liz and i are going to be total suburbanites - in celebration i'll get a bacon cheeseburger at ch!li's or something. because we'll be going to see pride and prejudice. one of my favorite books. made into a movie - and not an old one that you have to find in an obscure place in the library. ONE AT A MULTIPLEX! with pretty people in it.

yes back on to the hibernation topic, i've got to start taking it seriously if i want to survive the winter! ha. i think i'm going to go back on the pill so i'll need to find a fioricet dealer (for the headaches) because i miss that little extra fullness my undergarments held while i was on the pill.

i think for serious i want a boob job. just a little one - nothing too obvious. besides they'll be going through my belly button so they can't be too big.

oh right. so the reason for the bacon cheeseburger - one, to participate in a popular suburbanite tradition (eating at a chain restaurant), and two, to get me some good healthy fat and cholesterol!

(not that i consider myself a suburbanite. i know it sounds like i'm full of it because a) i live in the suburbs; b) i teach at an elementary school... but as for the rest of it... could one really consider my place of residence the suburbs, considering there aren't many subdivisions that i know of where you and all your neighbors have horses on at least five acres of property? the fact that i leave a mere forty minutes from chicago makes this the suburbs, but come on, it's not really the suburbs in the small something-ish-mile radius that is BHills.)

i think we should go get a little tipsy before the movie; fortunately there is a posh little sports bar (sounds like an oxy moron but if it weren't for the multiple TVs you'd call it a posh regular bar. besides the martinis there are pretty expensive) that is not affiliated with ANY chain restaurant and is conveniently located a suburbia block away from the theater.

tee hee i have butt cleavage sitting here in these very low-cut jeans. i heart my butt.

not that you would need to know that, fair reader, but at least i have cleaveage somewhere!