i promise i'm not a fetishist!

SO i was going to write a post about how it is yesterday today because the world has begun to spin backwards (ie, with the mexico fence and nicaragua outlawing abortions even for ectopic pregnancies) but there's nothing i can do to change either of those so i'll just mention them, shake my fist, and continue to talk about halloween.

yeah that's right. i don't usually talk about halloween and i usually only go to a party. the extent of my dressing up has always been maybe a pair of butterfly wings or a halo or something, nothing too complicated.


novio has given me the task of going to get tickets to a party to which all of my friends are going. these are girls, and they are going as: mario, luigi, and either yoshi or the princess, i don't remember.
going with the "let's rebel against dressing like whores on halloween and dress up as boys" theme, i have decided i will go as link (from the legend of zelda... remember?) when i was in 2nd grade i had a crush on this nintendo character (yes you heard it correctly, a crush on a fictitious person. maybe this explains all my issues when it comes to relationships...)

so i already have a ton of green stuff. i just need a hat, sword, and pointy ears. i already have the boots; maybe i could go to nieman's and pick up some wolford tights (that way i won't just use them for a halloween costume, i'll want to sleep in them to get my money's worth)

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as she's going through my various items, the pointy ears, green "hunter" costume (y'know the one for the girls who want to be the "sexy" hunter and wear fishnet tights underneath), sword, and sheild, she asks, "are you going to be Link for halloween?" yes, how did you guess!?