observe without judgement!

in an effort to decompress,

[miss e] is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up [her] ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond.

i have found repetitive motions to be incredibly soothing.

boyfriend says i'm being an abuelita.

but i don't care! that's right, i am CROCHET-ing. it's time to embrace my inner nerd again. y'all know, i have been very good at pretending, even fooling many people into thinking, that i am a cool kid.

but i'm too smart/honest/sincere/interesting/intelligent to be the homecoming queen - i don't have a broad enough appeal.

but like the right hamstring that doesn't stretch as long as the left, that's how it is - i enjoy crochet-ing (any help on verbifying "crochet" would be appreciated.)

i also like the magazine wired, and am a slashdot addict. this weekend i was going to install a new OS to my laptop, but i'm just not ready. maybe next weekend.

i must slowly be weaned off msoft.