some things just call for alliteration

this morning i was almost disfigured. some guy in a grey car turned out in front of me suddenly. i had to slam on my brakes. once i had made sense of what had just happened i laid on my horn, gave him the finger and yelled "FUCKFACE!" i know i just said that fucktard was my new favorite word, but that's for situations when i want to laugh. in this i was definitely pissed off. if i had been looking through my purse for something or reaching for my phone, things could have been much different. how do FUCKFACES like the above FUCKTARD manage to get drivers' licenses?

now there are three graphite-colored cars in the garage. three graphite-colored german cars to be specific. my brother just bought an audi a4, just like my dad's only it's manual transmission. mine is like the a4, but the volkswagen version of it (one of the car brands owns the other i understand), the jetta. ha. my brother's car is used and he has a 60-month loan on which he is paying 6% and around 360 a month. MY fabulous automobile was new when i bought it and i am paying 0% on my loan and about a hundred dollars less per month. not that my jetta is better than the a4 (the a4 is like the same car but $10k more expensive), but i like that i'm paying less for a new car than he is for a used one.

ok i'd love to share the juice details of my day at work, but i'm going to go to class a little early - we have a quiz and i need to finish some homework.

OH a step in the career direction: i registered to take my spanish-proficiency exam next saturday. since i already have my sub certificate, all i have to do is pass the test, fill out some paperwork to get my transitional bilingual certificate and i could have an ESL position by august. we'll see how this works out.